Examatitus

Examatitus: A sometimes fatal conditions caused by the onset of examination stress.
Symptons often include randomness, sliding on tables, a red rash around the clavivle or scapula, and looking at faces in clouds.
Treaatment should include a heavy dose of laughter (Not the type which needs academic skill) and a handful of Vitamin C tablets.

What a week it has been. Testamania has swept the class. Lets look back at some of the great times during the Year 8 Yearly Examination 2005:

• Mrs Hewitts clock restarting technique (Restart the clock and exercise all in one!)
• Sliding over the tables on schoolbags (Chris has invented another way to hurt himself)
• The 'Banana Incident' (Nothing more need to be said)
• The contraversial 'Question 30' (Its inner secrets will never be revealed)
• The most enjoyabe Study Periods! (How much longer??)

And im sure theres many more.

I hope you all do heaps well in the exam. Better than this person at least.

Comment to add your exam experiences!